When You're in a Frump

Alan Harris

You really don't care,

you surely can't dare,

and your house and your desk

look a dump.

When no one calls up

to go out for a cup

you recline in your chair

like a lump.

Your life has gone flat,

you're verging on fat,

and you'd easily pass

for a grump.

Well, I'm in a frump

and you're in a frump--

let's go have some tea,

you and me.

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