Funny Facts of Life
There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
Don’t worry about the world ending today…
It’s already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(Unless you’re in New Zealand -then start worrying)
There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
Character is what you are.
Reputation is what people think you are.
Drive carefully; it’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. COROLLARY: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Source: rafed.net
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